30 Of The Weirdest Things To Ever Happen In Walmart


Laundry day


Judging from this picture, it’s laundry day and this guy had to resort to wearing one of his more ridiculous outfits. We think this ensemble may have been more appropriate for Halloween.

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Conga


There’s nothing like having a little fun in the aisles of your local supermarket. These quirky shoppers got creative and formed a conga line while looking for their groceries. Everything’s better when you’re doing it with friends!

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Role Reversal


We all know that hard-working moms deserve some much-deserved time off, but this might be taking things a little too far. Walking the aisles of the grocery store can be tiring and sometimes we all wish we could just sit back and relax while we stock the fridge. This mother jumped in the shopping cart and decided to let her kid to the heavy lifting while they took a trip to the local Walmart.

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DIY Fashion


We all know the feeling of wishing we had the cash to afford a pair of those latest designer shoes. This lady used some of her artistic genius to create some of her very own Uggs. With just some tape and two pieces of paper, she transformed her plain old boots into the Australian designer shoes.

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Monkeying Around


It’s 2018 and these days there’s little that can surprise us, but bringing an exotic pet into your local supermarket is still bound to raise a few eyebrows. We have more than a few questions… How did she sneak him past security? What’re his favorite snacks and where can we get one?

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Double Identity


We’re living in some fascinating times. People are becoming more accepting, more adventurous and a lot more willing to embrace their own strange quirks. This guy might seem like your average tough dude, but on closer inspection it’s clear he has a fun and feminine side. As they say, to each their own, buddy.

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To Tan Or Not To Tan


From the patriotic decorations hanging from the ceiling, we’re assuming this snap was taken on the weekend of the 4th of July. While this holiday is best spent barbecuing in the sunshine, this image serves as a definite reminder that sunscreen is an absolute must. We hope they’re shopping for some aftersun lotion to soothe that nasty burn.

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Keeping It Classy


The nineties introduced us to some pretty horrible fashion trends. One of the most popular and questionable of the bunch, was men wearing pants so low that they revealed half of their underpants. It appears this young man, didn’t quite get the memo that this style has gone out the window. perhaps it’s time to invest in a belt?

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She Can Walk!


We’re all prone to bouts of laziness every now and then. Sometimes walking the local aisles of the supermarket seems like a pretty tiring task that we’d much rather avoid. This lady went to some extreme lengths to avoid the exercise. It’s clear she can walk but would just much rather not to.

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Embracing Baldness


Most men dread the day their lustrous locks start to slowly and steadily recede. Going bald seems to be a brutal reality about getting older but this fun guy seems to be embracing his new look. Forget wearing a cap or shaving all of his remaining hair off, he opted for a unique cut with this one patch of scraggly hair.

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Sneakals


You know those days when you’re not sure if you’re hot or cold, whether you should reach for your sandals or your sneakers? These DIY ‘sneakals’ are the perfect solution! All you’ll need is a pair of scissors and the bravery to wear these bad boys in public.

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Who let the dogs out?


Some pet lovers are hesitant to leave their furry friends at home. This woman seemed to avoid her separation anxiety by bringing along not one, not two, but four of her little dogs on her trip to Walmart. They’re cute but where is she going to put her shopping bags?

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Meat blanket


We can only assume this bold shopper had had a rough night. Perhaps she rolled out of bed and wasn’t ready to face the task ahead. She promptly headed for the meat aisle and decided to take a nap before covering herself in a luxurious blanket of refrigerated steaks. We can only wander what the Walmart security had to say about this…

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MJ, is that you?


We may have all been fooled; the King of Pop is alive and well and doing his shopping at Walmart! Perhaps this is just one very believable impersonator or the ghost of the late great MJ is haunting your local grocery store. One question: Did he moonwalk down the aisles?

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Hair or tail?


At first glance, you might mistake this woman for someone who has a tail. This shopper seems to have an interesting take on personal hygiene. It looks as if she hasn’t taken a trip to her hairstylist in the last decade. We did hear that her unique hairstyle earned her a cameo in the next Avatar movie.

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Walking the turtle


This list seems to have everything; exotic monkeys, a troop of tiny dogs, and now – a turtle! We all know that pets need to be walked frequently but we had no idea that a turtle could be placed on a leash and taken for a leisurely stroll. This is going to take a while…

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Hourglass figure


Thanks to celebrities like Kim Kardashian and Beyonce, we all know that a big booty is what it’s all about. Sadly, this shopper didn’t seem to get the memo. We appreciate the effort it took to squeeze that tiny bum into this gray outfit, but perhaps she should head to the clothing aisle for some new threads.

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Fitting rooms? Pah!


Who needs a fitting room in Walmart, when you can change in the middle of the store? Sure, it’s acceptable when you’re trying on a jacket or a pair of shoes but we think removing your jeans in public might be taking it one step too far. At least she’s wearing a cute pair of panties.

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The ferret man


We were previously unaware, but it seems that taking your weird pet with you on your trip to your nearest Walmart is a common thing to do. This might be one of our favorite animal appearances. Ferrets are pretty adorable. This guy gets extra points for his haircut. You do you, man.

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Rainbow lady


Fashion is the best way to truly express who you are. We can only assume that this woman has a particularly… colorful personality. We’re okay with the tie-dye shirt, we can even live with that ridiculous gold bow in her hair but we can’t overlook the stuffed caterpillar tied to her leg. Is this a new trend we didn’t know about? Probably not.

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Somebody stop me!


We’re all about getting on the self-love train. There’s nothing like treating yourself with an indulgent face mask. But we’re sure that most people will agree that this beauty procedure is probably best done behind closed doors. We’re pretty sure she scared more than one kid as she made her way down the aisles.

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Keeping warm


We can’t help but be impressed by this old man’s self-confidence. You might think that tiny denim shorts, a bright red t-shirt and fancy patterned leggings are fashion choices reserved for younger girls but this guy proves otherwise. Well, he definitely has the legs to pull it off.

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Keeping cool


When the weather is warm but temperamental it’s a difficult endeavor to choose the appropriate outfit. On this warm but cloudy day, this woman found the perfect balance between wearing shorts and long pants. We’re not sure if this was a DIY job or if these are actually sold somewhere, but the look is definitely a unique choice for a trip to Walmart.

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Captain Walmart


Yes, that’s right, even superheroes have found themselves at the local Walmart at one time or another. It looks as if Captain America had to make a quick pitstop and carbo-load before meeting back up with the Avengers to save the world.

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Your underwear arrest


Talk about getting caught with your pants down. We’re not quite sure what the backstory is but it appears this shopper tried to head to the candy aisle in his underpants. We don’t care how hot it is outside or how comfortable you are being partially naked in public, nudity at Walmart is not taken lightly.

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Furry Fox


Perhaps this guy got a little too attached to his Halloween costume but heading to the shops with a fox tail is not normal behavior. This look would probably be more welcome at the zoo, in a forest or at the local psych ward. Sorry, buddy.

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Til death do us part


No wedding ceremony is complete without a trip to Walmart. Wearing all-white outfits and a pair of flip flops, it looks like this couple had a very casual approach to their vows. Forget having a professional take your wedding photos, these two had them developed at the supermarket mere minutes after getting hitched. Not exactly a dream honeymoon destination…

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Keep away from children


We feel pretty guilty about giggling at this one. There is a very good reason why plastic bags should be kept far away from kids. This might look like fun and games but this mom is a good example of terrible parenting. Can someone call child protection services?

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Birds Of a Feather


Is it a bird? Is it a wig? No, to our absolute shock, that is, in fact, someone’s actual hair. Who wants to blend in when you can look like you have a bright yellow and blue parrot perching on top of your head? We’ve got to give her credit though; you’ve got to have some serious confidence to pull off this look.

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Lovely Lizards


It’s difficult to leave your beloved pets at home while you’re out and about. Apparently, this guy couldn’t bring himself to leave his lizards at home. Instead, he placed one on his head and one on his shoulder and headed out to run his errands. What a happy family.

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Street Style


There’s so much going on with this ensemble, we’re not entirely sure where to start. This guy took his look to a whole other level with his interesting accessories. From the cowboy boots, the handcuffs, the black nail polish to the nose chain, this outfit is just outrageous.

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Eye Spy


Whoever was standing behind this guy in the shopping cue, surely got the fright of their life. We know that tattoos are all about artistic expression. Perhaps he’s an optometrist? Or he has a special fondness for the myth of the cyclops? Who knows?

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Hey There Cowboy


Is this Walmart or the wild, wild west? This man is clearly channeling his inner cowboy with this look. We’d hate to cross this guy in aisle 9 while reaching for the last can of baked beans.

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Despicable You


Everybody loves those little yellow men from the popular Pixar movie, Despicable Me. This mother-daughter team are such devoted fans that they actually took to Walmart while wearing their brightly colored onesies. They might not win points for being on-trend but they do look comfy.

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Outfit Chic


We all know that a woman reaches a certain age where some outfit choices might not be as appropriate as they used to be. This woman clearly didn’t get the memo. This is a look much more suited for a younger woman, perhaps someone who works late nights on street corners…

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Did Someone Say Banana?


Now that is a lot of bananas. What could one man possibly need with so many bananas? Maybe he’s baking a lifetime’s supply of banana bread, maybe his has a troop of monkeys to feed back home or maybe he’s in need of a serious potassium boost?

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Davey Crocket


Who cares for convention or conformity? When you’re cold, you’ve got to do what you’ve got to do. Forget wearing a good old-fashioned beanie, this guy took a fashion risk and wore an entire raccoon on his head.

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Gandalf


We all know that the Hobbit series has some serious super fans but this gentleman might be the most devoted fan on the planet. With his staff, boots, braces and hat, he looks as if he has just wandered off the pages of the famous novel. Gandalf would be impressed.

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This Little Piggy


We might have to change the well-known rhyme. This pretty little piggy forgot about the market and went to Walmart! We hear that pigs actually make wonderful pets Better avoid the bacon aisle.

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Pretty In Pink


We’re hoping it was Halloween or maybe this woman was headed to an adult-themed fancy dress party. There’s nothing wrong with body confidence but this is definitely not appropriate to wear to the local grocery shop. Moms, hide your kids.

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TMI


We love a good t-shirt with a funny slogan on it but we’d hate to be caught behind this guy in the checkout line. We also have one tiny suggestion: maybe he should ditch those baked beans and head to the aisle that stocks air freshener?
 

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Lord Of The Sword


The world can be a dangerous place. Even Walmart seems to be a venue where strange characters run loose with their exotic pets and not much goes according to plan. Amidst the chaos, this guy is armed and ready for anything.  Forget a gun, this old-school gentleman wields a sword.

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Skunk In The Trunk


Here’s another addition to the long, long list of weird pets that have made their way into Walmarts across the country. Forget a pony or a puppy, this young lady wanted a skunk. Fellow shoppers beware, you wouldn’t want to anger this stinky rodent.

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Hair Today Gone Tomorrow


It seems Princess Rapunzel shimmied down her tower and waltzed right into Walmart. Having hair this long must be a daily struggle. Imagine just how much shampoo and conditioner she must use weekly? We hope she has coupons.

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Queen Bey


It’s strange to imagine that Queen B, the sensational Miss Beyonce, is just a regular person who occasionally needs to take a trip to the supermarket. She’s just like us! Except we won’t be photographed, and we don’t look nearly as fabulous, and Jay Z isn’t waiting at home for us to return with snacks.

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Pretty Dress


The world is becoming a more tolerant place. When it comes to gender identity, things are not always black and white. We applaud this man for being brave enough to be his true self among the groceries. The beard might not be the perfect accompaniment for a pretty, pink dress but he still looks fabulous.
 

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Teenage Mutant


If it wasn’t for this young man’s skirt, we would have almost mistaken him for one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Forget wearing your favorite superhero costume on Halloween, why not wear it every day?

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Who knew they were shooting an action movie at your local Walmart? This chick looks like she’s just stepped off the set of the Matrix with her electric-white locks, suggestive mesh top, and dominatrix-style leather skirt. It appears the canned food section is just as good as a runway.

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Masked And Mighty


What better way to peruse the aisles of your favorite grocery store than in a masked wrestler onsie? If there ever comes a time when Walmart security is too busy to deal with an altercation, we know exactly who to call.

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This is one of the most ludicrous outfit choices ever to be seen in a Walmart. The creators behind the cartoon Spongebob Squarepants would be truly horrified to discover what this woman has done to their yellow-faced friend. We wonder what the cashiers and other shoppers thought of this one.

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Mrs. Claus


This grandpa is all about doing – and wearing – whatever he likes. When you reach a certain stage in life, it seems you forget about what people might think and just do what makes you happy. We happen to think that the color red looks fantastic on this gentleman. Good on you, Sir.

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Lizard Queen


In our last installment of ‘weird pets who made their way through the Walmart doors’, we introduce to you, this iguana. If the fact that there wasn’t giant lizard in the store wasn’t enough, this shopper adds some extra flair to her outfit by placing her beloved pet on her head. And we thought we’d seen everything.

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