Hollywood Housekeepers Spilled The Beans About What Your Favorite Celebrities Do Behind Closed Doors

Thanks to the world of social media, not only can we keep up to date with our favorite celebrities, now we even have access to their whole lives, behind closed doors. Snapchat, Twitter, and Instagram have given us a backstage pass to the private lives of Hollywood, and aren’t we happy about it.

The Things They Don’t Tell Us

Celebrities have to be so careful with which secrets get leaked to the press, one thing they don’t seem to have control over, is their maids. We have all the info right from the source about what happens when the doors are closed. So who do you want to know about?

Jennifer Aniston Flaunts Everything She’s Got For The Staff

Jennifer is not shy about showing off her assets. Apparently she even walks around the house topless, or in her underwear. Well if we look like she does at her age, we would also show off what our momma gave us. Jen will always be a fan fave, clothed or not.

Jessica Simpson’s Hair Freaks Out The Maid

Jessica Simpson is the blonde feisty singer and fashion mogul, known for her stunning looks and beautiful voice. Her maid however, has spilled the beans on the state of the house. Apparently Jessica’s blonde hair extensions are all over the place making it very hard to clean. She also leaves her strip eyelashes in the most unlikely locations. She once thought it was a tarantula.

Kim Kardashian Is Messy

What happens when you have to keep up with a Kardashian: Kim is famous for taking closet selfies, but according to their former housekeeper, Kim’s bedroom and bathroom were beyond filthy at all times,” “She has clothes everywhere,” says the cleaner. “Kim refuses to hang up anything herself!” “No matter how often it was cleaned, the minute Kim entered, everything was trashed, like a tornado had just gone through it.”

Justin Theroux Consults Fifty Shades Of Grey

So according to the same house keeper, Jennifer’s ex-husband Justin Theroux had a sneaky a copy of Fifty Shades of Grey in the bedside table. Some say it was for inspiration, but maybe he just enjoyed the story. Neither one of the couple claimed to have been desperately unhappy when they split, and it was amicable according to their housekeeper.

Sandra Bullock Basically Lives In A Cave

According to our sources ahem her maid, Sandra insists that the curtains must stay drawn. It is because she doesn’t want the paparazzi coming close to try and take pics of her adorable adopted son, Louis. It must be hard being in the dark all the time, but that’s the price you pay for fame.

George Clooney Has No Manners Around The Help

Various housekeepers that have worked for the silver fox, have claimed that even though he seems like a gentleman on screen, he is far from that in real life. We hope his wife has changed some of his habits, but apparently he is quite stingy, and checks the alcohol so that the staff can’t take a cheeky swig. He also doesn’t have the best manners.

Kylie Jenner Uses Her Housekeeper For Arm Selfies

It would appear that Kylie Jenner has been secretly making her housekeeper secret for quite some time. The skin in all the Kylie Cosmetics makeup swatches that appear on Jenner’s social media? Nope not her arm, it’s actually her housekeeper’s. “My housekeeper, I use her arm for my Snapchats,” Jenner said in an interview. “She has the best arm for swatches. She’s so nice and just sits there and has her arm ready and lets me do my thing. I care a lot about what my products look like when people first see them.” Do you think she gets free lip kits for doing that?

Kris Jenner Works Them To The Bone

It may seem like working for a member of the Kardashian/Jenner family is a glamorous life. However, Kris Jenner, although an actual genius, apparently works her assistants to the bone. An insider confessed that “most of her people end up quitting” because they just can’t deal with the demands and breakneck pace. However, apparently, Television personality Jeff Lewis took on an assistant who used to work for Jenner and was pleasantly surprised, saying that he was trained to perfection. We wouldn’t want to get on the wrong side of her, look what happened to stylist Monica Rose.

Michael Jackson’s Maids Come Clean Years Later

Former maids of the king of pop, have come out to say that the star didn’t treat his Neverland ranch with the most respect. They said that the animals pooped everywhere, and that Michael was a big hoarder, so the house was full of junk. He also let the kids throw darts at dart boards with faces of Hollywood producers on.

Mariah Carey Always Has The Liquor Flowing

Most staff members in the singer’s household will tell you that she treats them with the utmost respect. They have admitted that the songstress loves a tipple, especially over Christmas when her song comes on. Before she had her two kids, Moroccan and Monroe with Nick Cannon, Mariah was known to “drink so much that she gets loopy” and would need her maids and assistants to help her get dressed. Even though she is a diva, and one of the first, she is apparently extremely lovely.

Taylor Swift Is Officially A Crazy Cat Lady

Taylor Swift keeps her personal life, personal, well… except for her songs. Her housekeeper has stated that she’s exactly what you’d expect: a crazy cat lady. Not only is her house full of cat memorabilia, most of her clothes and shoes have cat patterns. She also leaves food and milk out for the strays, so the house is full of new cats all the time. Her two cats are her world and she admits that.

Madonna Booted Her Out

Queen Madonna’s former nanny, Angela, apparently handed in her notice for personal reasons. However, this was not received well by Madonna. Instead of allowing Angela to complete her notice period, she demanded her to leave her property immediately. To make matters worse, Madonna decided to tell the poor housekeeper and nanny, only two hours before she was allowed to go on her annual month-long leave.

Victoria Beckham Sent Her Running

When you work for the queen of girl power and luxury fashion Victoria Beckham, she as you can imagine, runs the show. The nanny and housekeeper apparently Abigail Gibson learned this the hard way. Abigail was the housekeeper and also nanny of the Beckham’s three children. She was caught by Victoria’s sister talking to Victoria’s former beautician. This beautician in particular had reported to a British newspaper that she had got down with Victoria’s husband, David. Well you can imagine that she was booted out straight away.

Jason Momoa Lets The Kids Run Wild

Jason Momoa, or also known as Aquaman, looks like a super fun dad. According to inside sources, he doesn’t have rules in his house and let’s the kids do whatever they want. They go to bed late, and don’t have discipline.

Kristen Stewart’s House

Apparently, Kristen Stewart is a big smoker. The brooding actress’ housekeepers have had to clean out cigarette butts from anywhere and everywhere. The Twilight actress leaves her cigarette butts in the shower, potted plants, and one housekeeper even found one “inside the fridge.” We hope she kicks the habit soon, that’s what the stresses of being an A-list do to you.

Tom Cruise Runs His Home Like A Hotel

Back when the legendary action star was married to Katie Holmes, housekeepers said cleaning their home was nearly impossible. According to inside sources, he was extremely strict about the way his house was cleaned, bordering on paranoid, and didn’t even trust Katie. His employees said that Tom didn’t even allow Katie to use some of the rooms in he house. Well, she is with Jamie Foxx now, and we can imagine she gets more freedom.

Dean McDermott Goes Pantless

Who doesn’t like to strip in the privacy of their own home? Apparently Dean McDermott’s favorite outfit, is just underwear, understandable. Dean and wife Tori Spelling have four kids together, she seems to be perfectly happy with his free-flowing ways, just not other parts of their marriage. We’re sure the housekeepers aren’t complaining that much either, looking at that rig.

Britney Spears Has Quite A Strange Nightstand

A housekeeper for Britney in 2010 revealed that her nightstand isn’t exactly flowers and rainbows. Brit’s drawer is full of adult toys, but there’s more. The same housekeeper also found half-eaten burgers, fries, and cookies out from underneath her bed. Listen, we all do it, food is comfort sometimes, and we all know she has had it rough in the past. It’s Britney Bi***, her come back, proved she can do anything.

Demi Moore’s House Always Has The Perfect Lighting

When you’re cleaning up someone’s house, it helps to have ample lighting so you can see every nook, cranny, and dust bunny. That is not the case in Demi’s house. Her housekeeper says that the only lighting in the Moore household is soft amber because the lighting is “more flattering.” Demi looks incredible for being 50, but I’d want to always have the most flattering light too if it was possible.

Jennifer Lopez Is Notoriously Cheap

Don’t be fooled by the rocks that she got. Apparently when it comes to housekeeping, J-Lo had a nick-name that was “Pay-Low.” The singer apparently expects her staff to basically slave away for nearly half the cost of most housekeeping jobs. One housekeeper thought it was because Jennifer had to struggle to make it, so she wants everyone to feel the struggle too. Clearly the movie ‘Maid In Manhattan’ didn’t have any effect on her.

Miley Cyrus Never House Trained Her Animals

One of the pop singer’s former housekeepers complained all the time about having to pick up dog poop. Miley as we know is a huge pet lover and has adopted a lot of dogs with her fiance Liam Hemsworth, as well as her pet pig and other animals. The housekeeper said most of Miley’s pets would do their business in the house and the smell that was almost impossible to get rid of. Sadly the two lost their beautiful home in the forest fires recently in L.A but thankfully all the animals got out safe, and hopefully they will find a new home, that is less dog poop friendly.

Jim Carrey Is All Over The Place

Jim Carrey is an interesting character, but it hasn’t been the easiest jobs working for him, according to his staff. One of his staff members said that Carrey was a lot like his movie characters in the way that he’s incredibly unpredictable. Apparently, you never know what kind of Jim Carrey you’re going to get. The same housekeeper said, “one moment he is the sweetest…and the next he is screaming at you.” He seems to have come out of the other side, and now thanks to his love for painting is a lot calmer, we wonder if his house is covered in paint now.

Lindsay Lohan Is A Wild Child In Her House Too

Hollywood’s favorite wild child-turned-Mykonos reality star is apparently just as unpredictable in her own apartment. LiLo’s housekeepers often tip-toed around the house cleaning up after a wild Lohan night. One incident, LiLo had to get her housekeeper to call a locksmith because she lost the key to her trunk full of adult toys. We hoped that her time with Oprah would have sent her on the right track, but who knows if her partying in Mykonos is the best thing for her we shall see, come the arrival of her show.

Bruce Springsteen Flirts With The Staff

One of Bruce’s housekeepers admitted that Bruce always hits on one of his housekeepers or assistants. He’s renowned for walking around the house flirting.

Kate Gosselin Has Trouble Keeping A Housekeeper

The matriarch of Kate Plus 8 is known to be a little difficult to work with, and also not surprisingly finds it hard to hire housekeepers. Well we wouldn’t want that responsibility. She’s a mother to ten children so we have to cut her a little slack. The housekeepers have trouble staying on too long for Kate just because of the amount of demands, and long work hours. Cleaning up after so many kids and dealing with Kate’s mood swings just wasn’t worth the pay.

Johnny Depp Has Quite The Costume Collection

Depp has a lot of controversy surrounding him and apparently his strange vibe is also present in his mansion. One housekeeper admits to having to clean a closet that’s entirely made of costumes for Johnny. He likes to just “slip into character.” He also according to inside sources walks around in costume. He has squandered most of his millions away, it looks like it might just be him and his costumes.

Reese Witherspoon Is The Dream Employer

Most celebrities seem like it would be immensely hard work to be their housekeeper, but Reese is apparently the sweetest, it must be that southern charm. She’s extremely tidy, and always polite and generous with pay. She’s not only kind, she also showers the staff with gifts. One housekeeper got to take home nearly $200,000 worth of designer clothes that Reese was just going to throw away.

Angelina Jolie Doesn’t Seem To Live Up To The Super-Mom Image

Jolie is known for being a supermom on the red carpet and in the home with a handful of kids. This may be what the world sees, but her staff members would say something different. Both a housekeeper and ex-bodyguard spilled the beans on how she handles her kids’ tantrums. Apparently, when they are upset and crying, Angelina just stands there and laughs. You just never know behind the mask sometimes.

Jamie Dornan Loves A Not-So-Scandalous Hobby

Considering the fact Dornan plays a very sexual Christian Grey, no one expected to hear that he’s obsessed with needlepoint. Dornan is extremely private, however, one of his former staff members admitted the walls are covered with Dornan’s favorite needlepoint. Interesting stuff Dornan.

Selena Gomez Is A Serious Slob

Some people are a tad messy, or know how to handle their organized chaos, but not Selena Gomez. According to a former personal assistant and housekeeper, her home habits are below par. Apparently, it only takes Selena 24 hours to completely trash a hotel room. She leaves makeup stains everywhere, and isn’t afraid to leave her dirty undergarments for all to see and pick up. We never expected that.
 

Christian Bale Likes To Pretend He’s Patrick Bateman

Bale’s publicist and personal assistant revealed that the actor has an obsession with one particular character that he played. Bale will often call up his friends or family members in character, of Bates from American Psycho. “It’sssssss Patrick!”.
 

Paula Deen Is Basically No Fun

One of Deen’s former assistants got in some serious trouble after publicly complaining about his boss’ lifestyle. Deen went on a 2013 Royal Caribbean “Cruise With Paula” and her assistant was along for the ride. According to him, the cruise was like a “floating nursing home.” The rooms were minuscule and Deen removed all the liquor from the minibar. Imagine being stuck in the ocean with Paula and no alcohol.

Shady Into Some Shady Business

Rapper Eminem’s former bodyguard Byron “Big Naz” Williams released a memoir in 2000, titled Shady Bizzness: Life as Eminem’s Bodyguard in an Industry of Paper Gangsters. He stated in an interview “When I wrote the book, it was never my intention to attack Eminem. But we had a falling out financially — and I decided to write the book to recoup some of the money that I lost.” In a review, the AV Club described the book as “a pathetic portrait of Eminem as an irresponsible, deeply unhappy man-child who relies on his bodyguard/self-styled mentor/babysitter/conscience/better half/life coach for everything.” Not too surprising that the two lost touch, is it?

Ariana Grande Needs To Be Carried

The only other employee who could learn as much about a celebrity as a housekeeper is of course their bodyguard. They know the intimate details about the celebs, having to follow them everywhere. One former bodyguard found it weird when his employer, Ariana Grande, requested to be carried at any point. She likes to be picked up like a baby and carried around whenever she just doesn’t feel like walking. It’s a vibe. Thank you, next.

Naomi Campbell Is Candle-Obsessed

The housekeepers and personal assistant for supermodel Naomi Campbell have to make sure they never mess up up her candle arrangement. Naomi is very particular and extremely obsessed with lily-scented candles, apparently she needs at least 25 in every room she stays in. There has to be five candles in the bathroom, ten in the bedroom, and ten in the living room. If you pick one up to clean underneath and accidentally misplace it, then she’ll throw a fit, and don’t you dare get the amounts wrong in each room.

Ryan Gosling Pees Sitting Down

This Hollywood hottie has some strange bathroom habits. His housekeeper spoke out, saying that when he pees, he goes sitting down. Ryan has more interesting habits too that his assistant revealed, such as crawling up the stairs on all fours and sleeping with his head at the foot of the bed. We wonder what his wife has to say about it.